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08:21 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: so... bad news. 08:21 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: i think we're going to have to kill hoarders. 08:21 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: probably going to put a limit of like 5000 dependencies in a package. 08:22 < fotoverite> Noooo! IT's taking up too much space in the database? 08:22 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: every time there's a change to teh hoarders doc, it takes like 30 seconds for views to finish recompiling. 08:22 < isaacs> fotoverite: no, not space, it's taking up too much time in the database. 08:22 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: i have a bunch of views that walk through all the deps in every package, making links and such 08:22 < fotoverite> Time exists in a database. :P Wow 08:23 < isaacs> i just starred and unstarred it. 08:23 < isaacs> just because the doc was touched, couch had to do a ton of work, and it was like.. not trivial. 08:23 < isaacs> maybe 30 seconds of downtime or so. 08:23 < defunctzombie> hahaha 08:23 < ralphtheninja> lol 08:24 < isaacs> most things still would work fine, but anything that hit a view (search, stars, last updated, etc.) was awol 08:24 < chrisdickinson> split into multiple packages and then make one package that requires each hoarders subset? 08:24 < isaacs> chrisdickinson: yeah, i think jesusabdullah will still be able to "install every package" just fine 08:24 < ralphtheninja> star/unstar/star/unstar/star/unstar .. the new ddos attack :) 08:24 -!- mikolalysenko [~firstname.lastname@example.org] has quit [Ping timeout: 255 seconds] 08:24 < fotoverite> Maybe the joke has run its course though 08:24 < isaacs> but it'll have to be like a hoarders-a hoarders-b hoarders-c... 08:25 < jesusabdullah> isaacs: I see 08:25 < fotoverite> I think the new one is creating the package NO that removes core things from node and put it outside itself. And then allows nothing else to be required. :P 08:25 < jesusabdullah> isaacs: It's not worth it to me to do anything fancy to get around that, so like 08:25 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: i'm going to push the update to limit the number of deps 08:25 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: but... it's your dog. you wanna be the one to put him down? 08:25 < jesusabdullah> isaacs: npm unpublish? 08:25 < isaacs> (yeah, it's not like hoarders was ever anything but a joke anyway) 08:26 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: with the -f 08:26 < isaacs> or --gangsta 08:26 < jesusabdullah> a'ight 08:26 < isaacs> go with --gangsta 08:26 < isaacs> it's hella tight 08:26 < fotoverite> Yes go with gangsta 08:26 < ralphtheninja> :) 08:26 < ralphtheninja> I can't watch 08:27 < isaacs> it's ok hoarders... we're gonna go out to a nice farm. and you'll have room to run.... and rabbits to chase..... 08:27 < jesusabdullah> isaacs: doing my best to unpublish, internet here really sucks 08:27 * isaacs sniff 08:27 < jesusabdullah> isaacs: you can pass a git url to npm yeah? 08:27 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: yeah 08:27 < jesusabdullah> isaacs: npm install git+ssh://and-so-on 08:28 < isaacs> jesusabdullah: i'm unpublishing it 08:28 < isaacs> jesus, even just getting the doc is insane 08:29 < jesusabdullah> isaacs: ouch 08:31 < isaacs> ok, i unpublished it 08:31 < isaacs> $ npm unpublish hoarders --gangsta 08:31 < isaacs> npm WARN using --force I sure hope you know what you are doing. 08:31 < isaacs> <3 that warning ^ 08:31 < isaacs> i'ts so OMINOUS! 08:34 < isaacs> if (++n > max) 08:34 < isaacs> assert(false, "too many deps. please be less ridiculous.") 08:34 < isaacs> lol 08:34 < isaacs> can't wait for someone to post a bug about that 08:34 < isaacs> I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE AS RIDICULOUS AS I'D LIKE! WHO ARE YOU TO RESTRICT MY FREEDOM? 08:34 < LOUDBOT> GOOGLE WAVE INVITES! I'VE GOT PLENTY
I guess this means the haters won. But not really. In the end, I like to think we all won.
Plus, you can still install hoarders using the github repo.