In Alaska, it’s primary season right now. People are lobbying and campaigning left and right!
Including, these people, aka First National Bank of Alaska.
Now, I’m cool with championing a strong economy. At least it’s an issue that matters in the end, right? Nobody likes a shitty economy.
However, I want to direct your attention to…the stool. In particular, look at the legs. Too lazy to click the link? Here’s their list of the three sectors that Alaska’s economy depends on (a la the legs of a stool):
What kind of bullshit legs are those? I’m just saying, that’s a shitty stool.